Oreo Mega Stuffed Chocolate Cookies, 13.2 Ounce

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They could take the cookies completely out and only have the creme disks in the package and it STILL wouldn't be enough creme," one person said on Facebook. Family size OREO Mega Stuf cookies are great for sharing, serving at parties, or enjoying with cold milk.

See, marshmallows worked for Extreme Creme Oreo O’s in part because the world’s taste buds were far younger and spryer—not yet desensitized to the megalithic amounts of granulated sugar one can now expect from The Most Stuf Oreos of the world.

How about just considering that a single package of Mega Stuf Oreos contains ten fewer cookies than a package of Double Stuf Oreos? The Most Stuf manage to pack in twice as much energy as Originals, at 110 calories per cookie, and the caloric density is 9% higher. OREO Thins Extra Stuf Chocolate Sandwich Cookies are the classic, double stuffed OREO snack cookies you’ve always loved, but with a delicate and delicious twist. Then want to run home to beat myself silly with hammer for believing my fiend was once a reasonably prudent and rational human being.

MEGA STUF, OREO and the OREO Wafer Design are trademarks of Mondēlez International group, used under license. You know the ingredients are gonna be filled with sugar and oils and other stuff that you shouldn’t be having but that taste OH SO GOOD. The filling thickness varied, but on average, there was probably four times as much as regular Oreos.

Milk changes very little, outside of softening the marshmallows enough to make them more literal globules of deconstructed O coating, in much the same sense as the icing on a Little Debbie Iced Honey Bun has its own commensalistic ecosystem (not so much that parasitic relationship said bun has with my stomach some time later). That results in a 1:1:1 ratio of cookie to creme to cookie, with each component having a thickness density of 1g/mm.

Until then, people probably won't stop debating about which Oreo truly has the right amount of "stuf. Nutrition Facts – 2 cookies – 180 calories, 80 calories from fat, 9 grams of fat, 3 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 1 gram of polyunsaturated fat, 4 grams of monounsaturated fat, 0 milligrams of cholesterol, 95 milligrams of sodium, 40 milligrams of potassium, 25 grams of carbohydrates, 1 grams of fiber, 18 grams of sugar, and less than 1 gram of protein. SUGAR, UNBLEACHED ENRICHED FLOUR (WHEAT FLOUR, NIACIN, REDUCED IRON, THIAMINE MONONITRATE {VITAMIN B1}, RIBOFLAVIN {VITAMIN B2}, FOLIC ACID), PALM AND/OR CANOLA OIL, DEXTROSE, COCOA (PROCESSED WITH ALKALI), HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP, LEAVENING (BAKING SODA AND/OR CALCIUM PHOSPHATE), SALT, SOY LECITHIN, CHOCOLATE, ARTIFICIAL FLAVOR. I snapped some of these Limited Edition MEGA STUFF Oreos in half, just to see how the structural integrity was … as my fingers applied enough pressure to break the cookie, the creme just started to spill and squeeze out the sides.

Never mind for a moment that by biting into a single Mega Stuf Oreo you’re getting as much sugar as a bowl of Peanut Butter Toast Crunch. And if that future happens to include a bowl of soft-baked Oreo Cakester niblets, I may just have to ghost my South Korean sweethearts. Because there’s a crapload of perfectly sane people out there who’ve resorted to hacking Oreos for the sake of maximizing their Oreo creme to cookie ratio.